Well since it's Spring Break around here, I thought it might be fun and kinda interesting to grade our President on certain subjects that we would see on our kids' report cards.
Mathematics--F : Student has shown aptitude for addition and multiplications by adding to the National Debt with costly programs and in fact tripling the budget deficit. However, when it comes to subtraction, the student shows no interest in either learning the basics or any kind of practical application in reducing spending.
US Geography--F: Student has shown he has no idea of what country he lives in by the fact he thinks there are 57 states in the US and thinks the he is the head of a European nation rather than a country founded on freedom and free enterprise.
Science--F: Student thinks believes that Global Warming is fact and won't accept any other theories. He also thinks CO2 is a poison gas even though he exhales some with every breath.
Speech and Composition-- B: Though the student has shown a remarkable ability in reading prepared text, he at times seems lost when having to speak "off the cuff". He also seems to either fail to research his subject matter or has just has an utter disdain for facts that don't suit him.
Civics--F: Student has no idea how a Republic should work and doesn't seem interested in learning.
P.E.--A: Student has shown dedication to this class by working hard on weekends perfecting his golf game. The problem is that he has worked so hard on this subject, he has let most of his other courses suffer.
This is just an exercise in meanderin thoughts from me but the truth is in the telling. This might seem humorous to some, but to me it's a tragic example of a person that is in way over his head in a job he is in no way qualified to handle. So let's grade him again in 2012 and if he is still failing let's leave him behind. Not in the way we would a child in school by having them repeat the grade over again, but by voting him and all his cronies out.
One last thought for our President, Life is a lot like History: It gives the test first and the lesson after.
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