Wednesday, January 20, 2010

A Conservative's Guide to "Lib-Speak"

Howdy!
After the election of Scott Brown as the new Senator from the state of Massachusetts, I switched over from FOX News to get the other side of the story from MSNBC News. What I heard was a vitriolic outpouring from Keith Olberman that labeled Senator-Elect Brown among other things: racist, homophobic and sexist.

At first I was more than a little angry that someone in the media could make such unfounded allegations. But then I realized that I was hearing a non-repentant Liberal just speaking his mind. No wonder their ratings are so low. In fact, I think MSNBC owes me a thank you for watching them and boosting their ratings for the night by at least ten percent!

So, to help others like me that venture over to that news channel, I have decided to create a small guide to help translate "Lib-Speak" into terms we poor so-called "ignorant" Conservatives can understand.

Progressive: A Liberal that believes that intentions are better than results and that any means to accomplish will justify the end result.

Racist: Any person that is against Affirmative Action or Quotas and believes that talent, qualifications, and ability should be the guidelines.

Sexist: Pro-life

Homophobic: A person who believes in the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman.

Nativist: A person who thinks our National Borders should be secured.

Isolationist: A person who believes in our National Sovereignty

Warmonger: A person who believes in a strong National Defense.

Religious Extremist: A person who believes God has a major place in our daily lives.

Voter Suppression: Valid identification in order to vote.

Politically Incorrect: A person that speaks what on his/her mind without worrying about whom it might offend.

Well, there y'all have it a quick guide to understand what the MSM is trying to say in terms most of can now understand. so, by applying these simple translations to what Olberman was saying about Scott Brown, it looks like the citizens of Massachusetts got it right after all.