An Inconvenient Christmas?

   It seems that as the Progessives' war on the Religious Front wages forward as city after city gives into a rabid minorty to take the "Christ" out of Christmas; they have become emboldened enough to even open a second front centering on the big guy himself, Santa Claus! Picture this if you will:

An Inconvenient Christmas

   Santa is now a target for the Liberals and Progressives that want to control every process of our daily lives. He is fighting lawsuits from the ACLU for his hiring practice of only using elves and not having enough "diversity" in the workplace. The unions  are on his case for not using union workers and paying his employees a living wage. The EPA is trying to close him down because of allegations that his toy factory is destroying the Polar Cap and endangering the polar bears. The FAA is after him for flying 24 hours straight while being sleep deprived, endeangering the safety of air travelers.

   Now, here's where it really gets sticky. Children's Protective Services is wondering why he is always giving little boys and girls candy for sitting in his lap and why he discriminates by giving good kids toys and naughty kids a lump of coal;for in the eyes of the government, the naughty kids can't help being a product of the environment.

   Even the SPCA is getting into the act. They are thinking of taking him to court for abusing reindeer by making them pull such a heavy sleigh. Why can't he use something "green?" such as an electric sleigh to deliver toys?

   Now, the kicker, Santa has incurred the wrath of the First Lady herself because of his habit of eating nothing but milk and cookies. Imagine that, Santa eating all those cookies! What kind of example is that for children? To be overweight is a cardinal sin for a First Lady that feels only the government knows what best for our kids to eat, regardless of the fact that the cost of one of their State Dinners would keep most families in groceries for a lifetime!

   I'm sure it won't be long until Santa will have to appear before a Congressional Comittee to explain all these accusations, but the upside of this will be that we will have a new look in Congress and he might have a fighting chance.....

 

Now, Y'all all know that this is just a piece of fiction.....

For Now!

Merry Christmas!