Thank You President Obama

Yall, I think we are being way too tough on our president and i think he deserves some thank yous.

Thank You for:

The most massive debt load this country has ever seen.

The weakening of our National Defense.

The loss of respect in the eyes of the World.

The strained relations between us and our Allies.

The loss of trust in how our system should work by bringing your "Chicago-style" way of doing business to Washington.

The "Shanghai-ing" of our health care and banking under the guise of reform.

Now to be fair (and balanced as the saying goes), I'm gonna thank you for some good things that have happened since you took office.

Thank you for:

Nearly single-handedly crippling the Democratic Party with your agenda of "Hope and Change".

Re-energizing the Conservative movement. You, Mr. President have brought more people to the fold than Ronald Reagan.

Being the driving force behind the Tea Party Movement.

The landmark sales of guns and ammo. Even with every other industry suffering you have managed to help them with your stances on gun control.

Reuniting the country. You have managed with just two issues, the Mosque and the Arizona Bill, to get 70% of the citizens of this country to agree on something: They don't like what you're doing!

Showing us what can happen when we let apathy and some well placed sound bites from a teleprompter reading, conniving, hustler worm his way by lying through his teeth, into being elected the President of these United States.

Now, Mr President, I think you owe us some thanks. You by now must have realized just how overwhelming the Presidency can be, 'specially for someone as ill-equipped to handle as obviously you seem to be; so come election time, we're gonna do our dead-level best to take this job off your hands so you and your globetrotting wife can vacation and play golf to your hearts' content. Even if it's still on our dime, it will still be cheaper than allowing you to serve another term. That, Sir, is the "Change" I'm hopin for.