You Might Be a Conservative.....

You might be a Conservative if...

you think the Second Amendment is self-explanatory.

you believe tax cuts will stimulate the economy better than a "stimulus" package.

you think "tough actions" work better than "tough talk".

you think Health Care Reform is Health Care "Control".

you have doubts about Russian and Chinese "friendship".

you think the President Obama is in way over his head.

you believe judges shouldn't legislate from the bench.

you know Free Enterprise will create more jobs than the government.

you wonder why any bill should be two thousand pages long,
when the US Constitution is only a little over four pages long.

you think the government is way too large.

you think "Cap and Trade" is really "Cap and Tax" and will ruin the US economy.

you think Al Gore is either a moron, a con man or both.

you think people should accept responsibility for their actions.

you think it's the results that matter, not the intentions.

"Drill here,drill now" makes sense.

you believe in US sovereignty not the UN's.

you think it's okay to show valid ID in order to vote.

you aren't that worried about being politically correct.

you think "In God We Trust" belongs on our money.

you think it takes parents to raise a child, not a village.

if you say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Season's Greetings".

Merry Christmas!